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the goal of the talks that derek jeter is to reach a deal with the islamic republic which would see its sanctions that he's in return for cuts on to ron's new kit program of course bomb and jones are costas is falling off the defendants for us in geneva is the latest. people are cautious bag i want to call the success or faa east point. this intensive negotiations by ministers
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. >>> and how much would you pay for your favorite athlete and why derek jeter is auctions himself off for nearly nine figures. >>> if you have a consumer problem or a question, you can call our hot line. and we have volunteers standing by the phones right now. we'll be right back. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, turkey. but there you see what >>> it is something you will probably do before you serve up that thanksgiving turkey. but there is a hidden danger of washing the bird. wait until you see what happens when you turn off the lights. that story and much more coming up tonight. at 5:00. >>> and finally you can hang with the yankees captain derek jeter for a day but you got to have $90,000 to do it. >> that's the opening bid. he is trying to raise money for the foundation which supports healthy lifestyles for low income youth and the highest bidder gets to spend time with jeter but gets an autographed glove and watch the game in his suite. >> that's going to do it. have a great afternoon. ,, >> hope: oh, aly, just right there on the table is perfect. thanks. >> thorne: the place is looking gre
. >>> and how much would you pay for your favorite athlete and why derek jeter is auctions himself off for nearly nine figures. >>> if you have a consumer problem or a question, you can call our hot line. and we have volunteers standing by the phones right now. we'll be right back. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, turkey. but there you see what >>> it is something you will probably do before you serve up that thanksgiving turkey. but there is a hidden danger of washing the bird....
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jeter. there are men and women that would do that. pam. >> you can stay in touch with pam. >> you can stay in touch with ui love watching tvle outside. and why can you move the tv out here? the wireless receiver. i got that when i switched to u-verse. but why? because it's so much better than cable. it's got more hd channels, more dvr space. yeah, but i mean, how did you know? i researched. no, i-i told you. no. yeah! no. the important part is that you're happy now. and i got you this visor. you made a visor! yes! that i'll never wear. ohh. [ male announcer ] get u-verse tv for just $19 a month for two years with qualifying bundles. rethink possible. with qualifying bundles. to thoseworried...ited... poked and prodded... taken risks... and lived in a state of "what if?"... welcome to a new state... of health. welcome to covered california. the place to find quality, affordable coverage. financial help for those in need. and nobody can be denied because of a pre-existing condition. enroll now
jeter. there are men and women that would do that. pam. >> you can stay in touch with pam. >> you can stay in touch with ui love watching tvle outside. and why can you move the tv out here? the wireless receiver. i got that when i switched to u-verse. but why? because it's so much better than cable. it's got more hd channels, more dvr space. yeah, but i mean, how did you know? i researched. no, i-i told you. no. yeah! no. the important part is that you're happy now. and i got you...
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derek jeter has been the central cog in the yankees world series machine. the 39-year-old signed an one. year $12 million contract virtually guaranteeing a 20th and final season in new york pinstripes. he was limited to eight games due to off-season ankle surgery. over the course of his 19-year career jeter earned 13 trips to the all-star game and became the yankees leader in hits, stolen bases and won five world series as well. >>> now most league insiders believe there are eight legitimate teams to win this season's titles that includes the los angeles clippers when they hosted their rival golden state royals. this game saw chris paul do something that has never been seen in history. 42 points, 15 assists and 6 steals. no player has amassed those totals in the same game prior to 1973-74 season. one other note, a huge payday for kobe bryant receiving $24 million of his $30.5 million salary in one check. he was allowed to take 80% of this year's salary with one up front payment. his contract ranks second to michael jordan's deal with the bulls back in 1998.
derek jeter has been the central cog in the yankees world series machine. the 39-year-old signed an one. year $12 million contract virtually guaranteeing a 20th and final season in new york pinstripes. he was limited to eight games due to off-season ankle surgery. over the course of his 19-year career jeter earned 13 trips to the all-star game and became the yankees leader in hits, stolen bases and won five world series as well. >>> now most league insiders believe there are eight...
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the goal of the talks that derek jeter is to reach a deal with the islamic republic which would see its sanctions that he's in return for cuts on to ron's new kit program of course bomb and jones are costas is falling off the defendants for us in geneva is the latest. people are cautious bag i want to call the success or faa east point. this intensive negotiations by ministers from that the sik the radiance and lady ashton around the clock to try and broker a deal but it's likely ask whether the political hurdles that they will be on a doubt for a package to fall in place and we could have a repeat of november nine when the mist is when accosted night in a deal happen. but some senior diplomatic sources as saying it's premature to say that the talks would not get to a deal on the other hand some of the sources as saying that that's the possibility that package will not fall in place and my take on fourth round of negotiations to get a deal with the big issue for the radiance is the level of a sanctions relief. that is that i made to the mom in exchange for them too. could some of the uk
the goal of the talks that derek jeter is to reach a deal with the islamic republic which would see its sanctions that he's in return for cuts on to ron's new kit program of course bomb and jones are costas is falling off the defendants for us in geneva is the latest. people are cautious bag i want to call the success or faa east point. this intensive negotiations by ministers from that the sik the radiance and lady ashton around the clock to try and broker a deal but it's likely ask whether...
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>> i've always had my derek jeter crush since i was like 18. so that continues. >> now we know. all right. thanks for watching. this is "first look". "way too early" starts right now. >>> one of the many funny things about these interviews he's been doing, he likes to shift the focus on to his weight as if that's his main problem. and he has very consistent way of doing that. >> i am training every day, i'm in the gym for two hours every day. i'm dealing with a trainer every day while working out. >> if you're across from me five months from now, what will i be looking at? >> at least 30 pounds lighter. i'm training every day. if you don't see a difference in the next four or five months, then i have to eat my words. if you don't see a few pounds lighter, a couple inches bigger in my chest, i'll eat my words. i'll be working out. if i'm not down 30, 40 pounds in the next six month, then i can eat his words. >> he will eat his words and many, many other things. >> eating his words. after one episode, the rob ford reality experiment is off the air. fortunately for us, his story fa
>> i've always had my derek jeter crush since i was like 18. so that continues. >> now we know. all right. thanks for watching. this is "first look". "way too early" starts right now. >>> one of the many funny things about these interviews he's been doing, he likes to shift the focus on to his weight as if that's his main problem. and he has very consistent way of doing that. >> i am training every day, i'm in the gym for two hours every day. i'm...
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. >> i think they might treat him like derek jeter, if you think it's out there in the market, go get it. we'll watch what you can get. get see what you can get. i think he gets an 8-year deal, 21 to $23 million year. stuart: how come jeter got 12 million for one year when he was injured most of last year. >> he's derek jeter. the fact that he's in every commercial out there. paying for the fact that he's the leader and the captain of your team, the face and voice of the organization. that has value and they determined it's $12 million in value. >> i hate to mention the red sox, i mean, you're a team in new york, but didn't they get rid of at five high paid guys and bring them in much cheaper and they win the world series. doesn't that-- >> the highest player was $15 million. and the highest for the cardinals, $17 million. robinson cano wants $30 million a year. and it's the yankees. george steinbrenner is no longer around and his son is running the team, but there's pressure there. they have a baseball plan. they allow to pay more for players and better performance on the field, but
. >> i think they might treat him like derek jeter, if you think it's out there in the market, go get it. we'll watch what you can get. get see what you can get. i think he gets an 8-year deal, 21 to $23 million year. stuart: how come jeter got 12 million for one year when he was injured most of last year. >> he's derek jeter. the fact that he's in every commercial out there. paying for the fact that he's the leader and the captain of your team, the face and voice of the...
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. >> jimmy: they allowed a derek jeter video tribute in dodger stadium i find that unacceptable. >> one from kobe bryant. >> jimmy: accept bum alable. >> dick cheney, a laugh riot. >> jimmy: a laugh. i did one for you? thank you. >> you did. it was wonderful. >> you forgot me on the list. >> it was because the whole thing was -- overwhelming. >> surreal. crazy. first i can't believe i am 80. i scan ncannot believe i am 80. >> jimmy: you make 80 seem -- >> my father died when he was 46. i had heart surgery, a heart attack when i was 53. my brother had heart surgery. in the genes. i have survived. i never thought. when i was a kid no one was 80. no one was 80. no one. who? soe social security was 65. you died at 66. a true story. i had an uncle, izzie. >> jimmy: i like you already. >> maybe 60 years old. come over to our apartment, with my mother's sister anna. sit in the rocker chair and go oy, oy, and he is 60. i whispered to my brother, you think he has sex? no chance. 60. who has sex at 60. now i am 80. i cannot. >> jimmy: are you still having sex? >> what? what? >> jimmy: larry, you
. >> jimmy: they allowed a derek jeter video tribute in dodger stadium i find that unacceptable. >> one from kobe bryant. >> jimmy: accept bum alable. >> dick cheney, a laugh riot. >> jimmy: a laugh. i did one for you? thank you. >> you did. it was wonderful. >> you forgot me on the list. >> it was because the whole thing was -- overwhelming. >> surreal. crazy. first i can't believe i am 80. i scan ncannot believe i am 80. >> jimmy:...
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jeter, but now chess -- you heard me right, chess. has a bonified sex symbol. check out my must-read about magnus carlson who has brought so much buzz people are watching chess live on tv. it's up on our facebook page and we've gotten great comments so far. clyde says why not? nerds are sexy, too. dennis says i accept the responsibility of being the sex symbol of internet trolling. head to facebook/jansingcoand join the conversation. or make sparks fly. it's the only toothpaste that combines the freshness of scope with the cleaning power of crest. crest + scope. life opens up when you do. crest + scope. (announcer) at scottrade, our cexactly how they want.t with scottrade's online banking, i get one view of my bank and brokerage accounts with one login... to easily move my money when i need to. plus, when i call my local scottrade office, i can talk to someone who knows how i trade. because i don't trade like everybody. i trade like me. i'm with scottrade. (announcer) scottrade-proud to be ranked "best overall client experience." it's
jeter, but now chess -- you heard me right, chess. has a bonified sex symbol. check out my must-read about magnus carlson who has brought so much buzz people are watching chess live on tv. it's up on our facebook page and we've gotten great comments so far. clyde says why not? nerds are sexy, too. dennis says i accept the responsibility of being the sex symbol of internet trolling. head to facebook/jansingcoand join the conversation. or make sparks fly. it's the only toothpaste that combines...
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>> yes, he played in new york and his name is derek jeter. >> oh, really, how did he remind you of yourself? >> he plays shortstop, which i play. he's very into the game. he knows how to play the game. he's very alert. and his main thing, like mine was winning and going home. that was it. winning and going home. that was it. >> last question for you, sir. did you say anything to the president, who's a white sox fan, to try to convert him from the south side to the north side. >> no, i didn't try to -- i just told him, i admire him, because he's like me. i'm loyal to the cubs, he's loyal to the white sox. and i said, we're loyal. and he said, yep. we're both loyal to the teams that we follow and we love. >> all right, hall of famer, medal of freedom recipient, ernie banks. thank you, god bless you, congratulations, sir. >> thank you very much. >>> coming up next on "the lead," an undercover sting nabs a television host from animal planet trying to sell engaged animals. stay with us. our pop culture lead is next. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ female announcer ] each one of us is our own boss. ♪ an
>> yes, he played in new york and his name is derek jeter. >> oh, really, how did he remind you of yourself? >> he plays shortstop, which i play. he's very into the game. he knows how to play the game. he's very alert. and his main thing, like mine was winning and going home. that was it. winning and going home. that was it. >> last question for you, sir. did you say anything to the president, who's a white sox fan, to try to convert him from the south side to the north...
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. >>> well, derek jeter is entering the game of publishing. the new york yankees superstar is teaming up with simon and schuster to publish a wide range of sports-themed and pop culture books for adults. the shortstop is expected to draw upon his many friendships in the sports world to attract authors to join his jeter publishing team. >>> and here's some good holiday news for you. the cost of that thanksgiving dinner is down at least slightly from last year. the average turkey dinner will cost $49.04. that's a whole 44 cents less than last year. the usda says overall, grocery prices are down about 1/10th of a percent since january. so i guess we should be thankful for any pennies saved but don't spend it all in one place. >> one penny. all right. >> no kidding. alexis christoforous with cbsmoneywatch.com, thank you. have a great weekend. >> 5:43 now. >>> the government says more kids are smoking but not traditional cigarettes. >> plus, left to bleed for more than 30 minutes. why paramedics didn't step in right away to help an injured tsa agen
. >>> well, derek jeter is entering the game of publishing. the new york yankees superstar is teaming up with simon and schuster to publish a wide range of sports-themed and pop culture books for adults. the shortstop is expected to draw upon his many friendships in the sports world to attract authors to join his jeter publishing team. >>> and here's some good holiday news for you. the cost of that thanksgiving dinner is down at least slightly from last year. the average...
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jeter and will relate to robbie cano and big papi and cabrera. >> rose: yes. >> those type of hitters. and i think that they come to the league able to put the barrel on the baseball. they come with that skill. now, it can be refined and then it needs to develop and you need to have adjustments as the pitching skills get better and better. that hitter needs to be able to adapt and adjust. you say gee, he is a good hitter is he going to be able to adjust and adapt to how they are going to pitch him and how they are going to adjust to him? and then it becomes a mind game. as to how you can adjust. what kind of coachability? what kind, kind of aptitude does he have to be able to manage his skill set to add rust to what they are going to do to him. >> rose: why is cabrera the best? >> he stays behind the baseball,. >> rose:. >> back to what i said, he stays behind the ball. you only see a, you don't see cabrera off balance and fooled out front, not very often. >> rose: yeah. >> you don't see that. he is always back. he is much more interested in, as a right hand hitter, in hitting the bal
jeter and will relate to robbie cano and big papi and cabrera. >> rose: yes. >> those type of hitters. and i think that they come to the league able to put the barrel on the baseball. they come with that skill. now, it can be refined and then it needs to develop and you need to have adjustments as the pitching skills get better and better. that hitter needs to be able to adapt and adjust. you say gee, he is a good hitter is he going to be able to adjust and adapt to how they are...
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. >>> the new york yankees and derek jeter agreeing to a $12 million contract. not bad for a year's work. he played only 17 games this year due to many injuries. >>> as more americans grow very frustrated with the obama care rollout, a recently uncovered government report shows white house officials knew all along that millions of americans would lose coverage. this week, one lawmaker raised the issue on the house floor. >> obama care train wreck continues. in 2009, president obama promised if you like your health care plan, you can keep it. it still promises that on the white house website and on the healthcare.gov website, if and when you can get on that website. >> joining me is that republican congressman andy harris from maryland. he serves on the house appropriations committee, the subcommittee, he's also a physician and member of the doctor's caucus. congressman, thanks for being with us. that promise, the president made, it always seemed impossible and yet he kept saying it over and over again hundreds of times. now we have this documented proof that all
. >>> the new york yankees and derek jeter agreeing to a $12 million contract. not bad for a year's work. he played only 17 games this year due to many injuries. >>> as more americans grow very frustrated with the obama care rollout, a recently uncovered government report shows white house officials knew all along that millions of americans would lose coverage. this week, one lawmaker raised the issue on the house floor. >> obama care train wreck continues. in 2009,...
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>> gary:how much would you pay to have a meal with derek jeter? next! [ female announcer ] welcome one and all to a tastier festive feast. so much to sip and savor, a feeding frenzy to say the least. a turkey from safeway is just what they crave. a hero of the table, "so delicious" they'll rave. frozen, natural, fresh. it's the best selection around. spend $30 and a fresh safeway select turkey is just 99 cents a pound. so raise your glass, pull up a chair, grab a plate. this tastier thanksgiving is well worth the wait. safeway. ingredients for life. (male announcer): it's now time for gary radnich from the jack in the box sports desk. >> gary:no od offenswe all have big egos! someone will pay $90,000. it is for charity >> gary:do the promotion pam! >> gary: rob for die, or download one of our mobile mx mobile apps see you at 8. to those who've been denied equal access to health care... welcome to covered california. now, you can no longer be denied coverage because of a pre-existing condition. enroll today at coveredca.com. >>> "omg! insider," the top t
>> gary:how much would you pay to have a meal with derek jeter? next! [ female announcer ] welcome one and all to a tastier festive feast. so much to sip and savor, a feeding frenzy to say the least. a turkey from safeway is just what they crave. a hero of the table, "so delicious" they'll rave. frozen, natural, fresh. it's the best selection around. spend $30 and a fresh safeway select turkey is just 99 cents a pound. so raise your glass, pull up a chair, grab a plate. this...
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. >>> new york yankee shortstop derek jeter announcing he will team up with simon & schuster to start his own publishing company, called jeter publishing. the yankee slugger said, he is quote, seting a blueprint for a post career. those are the news headlines on the fox business network. back to tracy. tracy: more i like that man i tell you. hits keep coming from him. >>> breaking news. the dow is near the session highs. the high of the day, about two, three points off from the highest intraday point. >>> all right, credit suisse calling for a big drop in commodities, latest in a large number of bearish forecast from wall street firms for energy and metals. our very own sandra smith in the pits of the cme with today's trade. hey, sandra. >> hey, tracy. the forces are certainly to the downside in the commodities market and they have been to the downside. look at the one-week percent change in some key commodity that is lost a lot of ground including silver down 4% over a five-day period. copper prices down, gold prices have fallen a couple of percent. the momentum has been to the downs
. >>> new york yankee shortstop derek jeter announcing he will team up with simon & schuster to start his own publishing company, called jeter publishing. the yankee slugger said, he is quote, seting a blueprint for a post career. those are the news headlines on the fox business network. back to tracy. tracy: more i like that man i tell you. hits keep coming from him. >>> breaking news. the dow is near the session highs. the high of the day, about two, three points off...
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. >>> "the daily news" says the yankees and the all-star derek jeter have come up with a one-time deal. he'll get $10 million, down seven million when he only placeplayed ten games. >> not so bad. a million a game. >>> tonight is daylight >>> weather for our area is looking good today. going pretty much above the normal high of 62. partly sunny with an afternoon shower. those showers will be widely scattered. for tomorrow back up >>> coming up hurricane sandy took so much from her including new york city marathon. she's back and so is the marathon. >>> is this the newest solution? meet the lawmaker who thinks it could be. you're watching "cbs this morning saturday." >>> if you just rolled out of bed, your eyes aren't playing a trick on you. a phenomenon known as fan on the sun or ice halo made three suns appear in mongolia yesterday. it reflects sunlight creating the illusion. >>> over the years some movies have shocked viewers. coming up we'll tell you about the latest one >>> good morning. and welcome to eyewitness news this morning, i'm gigi barnett. here's a look at the top stories
. >>> "the daily news" says the yankees and the all-star derek jeter have come up with a one-time deal. he'll get $10 million, down seven million when he only placeplayed ten games. >> not so bad. a million a game. >>> tonight is daylight >>> weather for our area is looking good today. going pretty much above the normal high of 62. partly sunny with an afternoon shower. those showers will be widely scattered. for tomorrow back up >>> coming up...
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derek jeter is offering the chance to hang out with him for a day. the opening bid is $90,000 and includes lunch for york baseball star. the winner also gives forsees in jeter is a luxury suite during a yankees game, an autographed, game and used the glove. it is all for charity. all proceeds will benefit jeter is " turn out to a foundation. " auction runs through december 17th. >> coming up, i have learned something new in the city of campbell. i will show you what i mean in people behaving badly >> welcome back. the time is 9:43 a.m.. here is a live look outside at the san francisco airports. you can see the traffic is not that busy. we do have some delays for flights in and out of the east coast. >> satellite and radar shows a lot of activity across. this just been born to bring get least 8 in. of snow for places like buffalo, new york. this is where we're records actually see the snowfall. this is quite a juicy system, very different from what we are reduced to sing. here's a live look outside and it is a little breezy. high clouds are streaming
derek jeter is offering the chance to hang out with him for a day. the opening bid is $90,000 and includes lunch for york baseball star. the winner also gives forsees in jeter is a luxury suite during a yankees game, an autographed, game and used the glove. it is all for charity. all proceeds will benefit jeter is " turn out to a foundation. " auction runs through december 17th. >> coming up, i have learned something new in the city of campbell. i will show you what i mean in...
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. >>> "the daily news" says the yankees and the all-star derek jeter have come up with a one-time deal. he'll get $10 million, down seven million when he only placeplayed ten games. >> not so bad. a million a game. >>> tonight is daylight saving time. when you go to bed, set your clock back one hour. >> hereit's about 7:22. here's a look at the weather for your weekend. >>> coming up hurricane sandy took so much from her including new york city marathon. she's back and so is the marathon. >>> is this the newest solution? meet the lawmaker who thinks it could be. you're watching "cbs this morning saturday." [ laughter ] he loves me. he loves me not. he loves me. he loves me not. ♪ ♪ he loves me! that's right. [ mom ] warm and flaky in 15, everyone loves pillsbury grands! [ girl ] make dinner pop! well i drove grandpa to his speed dating this week so i should probably get the last roll... yeah but i practiced my bassoon. [ mom ] and i listened. [ brother ] i can do this. [ imitates robot ] everyone deserves ooey, gooey pillsbury cinnamon rolls. make the weekend pop. i want you to kno
. >>> "the daily news" says the yankees and the all-star derek jeter have come up with a one-time deal. he'll get $10 million, down seven million when he only placeplayed ten games. >> not so bad. a million a game. >>> tonight is daylight saving time. when you go to bed, set your clock back one hour. >> hereit's about 7:22. here's a look at the weather for your weekend. >>> coming up hurricane sandy took so much from her including new york city...
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and we asked him the stars who turned out, bette midler, karimm abdul-jabbar, derek jeter, they all had a similar moment in their life. >> yeah, i did. when i realized i wanted to write, yeah. i'm an author now and when i was in college, when i realized maybe i could do that. >> i did, but the yankees would not have me. >> it's true, there was a moment when i hit 30 that i said either i try comedy or i don't know what else to do with my life. >> i don't make people laugh, so i figured i'd play for the yankees. >> what a twist. >> how long was this limited engagement? >> nine weeks. it's at the imperial theater 'til january 5. tickets are going like hotcakes. if you want to go, call. hurry. >> you can catch all interviews in the fox light.com. as always, you can follow me on twitter. >> i follow you on instagram and i saw your images early this morning. >> you stalking me this morning? >> it looks like a lot of fun. >> thank you very much. >>> straight ahead, the numbers say it all and they're not good. just over 100,000 people now enrolled in obamacare. the white house needs 7 million b
and we asked him the stars who turned out, bette midler, karimm abdul-jabbar, derek jeter, they all had a similar moment in their life. >> yeah, i did. when i realized i wanted to write, yeah. i'm an author now and when i was in college, when i realized maybe i could do that. >> i did, but the yankees would not have me. >> it's true, there was a moment when i hit 30 that i said either i try comedy or i don't know what else to do with my life. >> i don't make people...